Loving her Epic Breasts

epic breastsAfter tit fucking Heather, I felt euphoric. This is actually the first time I cummed with the real Heather. I was always fantasizing about her, cumming hard with her in my mind. I wouldn’t forget this first time, for sure.

We were still on the couch. We talked for a while about future plans – how we would manage the long-distance relationship. I told her that I had managed to silently love her for years, I could manage a few years more. At least this time she already knows how much I loved her. She smiled at this.

I played with her epic breasts as we talked. A little while later, she began to stroke my cock. Soon, it had grown to its full size again, thick and pulsing.

“I still can’t believe I could hold this huge cock freely now,” she said, smiling.

“You can hold it for as long as you want, Heather. You own me now,” I laughed. She blushed but didn’t seem embarrassed. She began to move so that she could suck my cock again. She licked it in slow motions, taking extra time to play with the head. My hands continued to squeeze her epic breasts, playing with her nipples.

epic breastsWe moved to her bedroom. There, I licked and sucked on her hairy pubic area, her pubic hair glistening with cunt moisture and saliva. I inserted a finger inside her cunt while my thumb made circles on her clitoris. She moaned and begged for me to insert my cock inside her.

I moved up, trailing kisses to her epic breasts. While sucking one huge globe, I slowly inserted my cock. It slid without restrictions – she was so wet that her cunt made slurping sounds. I lengthened my strokes. I fucked her in long, slow strokes. After a while, she wrapped her legs around my butt and began to pull me harder. Increasing the tempo, I fucked her hard while my mouth continued to suck on her tits. Within a few seconds she began to shake wildly, screaming in orgasm. I kissed her hard and convulsed, too, filling her cunt with my hot cum.

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Fucking her Epic Boob

epic boobI love watching sexey women with gigantic tits – just like the tits of my girlfriend, Heather. On our second date, I sucked on her tits hard and long, making her cum with just that! After her shaking subsided, she undressed me. She grabbed my cock and held it tightly, almost painfully.

“Oh! I’d wish that I had held this cock for months now,” she gushed. “Oh Francis, you have such a huge cock!” She then put my huge cock inside her month, playing with the head. I almost cummed when she sucked the head while her fingers caressed my balls. Not wanting to spoil the moment, I struggled hard not to cum.

I caressed an epic boob, tweaking the sensitive nipple. She arched her back and laughed.

“Your turn, Francis! Stop playing with my tits,” she laughed.

“Can’t get enough of you, babe. If you cum again with just nipple tweaking, I swear I’d cum all over your face!” I said in jest but truthfully, too.

She just smiled and continued sucking my cock. I could feel an orgasm beginning to build up. The base of my cock began to tingle, sending shivers up my spine. She stopped sucking and just caressed the balls. She then moved up to kiss my nipples, taking care not to touch my cock. When the sensation subsided, I got up and pushed her to bed.

epic boob Holding an epic boob in each hand, I put them together and asked her to hold them in place. Then, I positioned myself on top of her chest and inserted my cock between the folds of her breasts. I sighed. Her tits felt really nice. They were hot and slippery, almost like a pussy but different.

I fucked her epic boob hard and fast until I felt the sensation of orgasm build up again. This time, I did not try to hold it back. I continued to tit fuck her until my cock spewed hot cum unto her breasts, neck, and chin.

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Sucking Heather’s Epic Tits

epic titsOn our second date, we went to a fancy restaurant. We drank wine and enjoyed the seafood fares. I still can’t believe that this epic boobs girl is having dinner with me.

After dinner, we went to her house. We kissed in the foyer, again. This time, however, she invited me in. Her house is neat and beautiful, with artful pieces in the living room.

“Are you going to keep the house?” I asked.

“Yes, I actually will! The new assignment might be temporary so I would still need a place to come back to,” she said.

We talked about some of the art pieces for a while. Then, the conversation shifted to flirting. I told her how I’d always had a crush on her but didn’t know how to tell her until I realized that I might lose her to the new assignment. I also told her that I love her epic tits.

She smiled and told me that she knew I had a crush on her. She also admitted that she also likes me. Wow! I was smiling from ear to ear. I looked down unto her epic tits. They looked perfect. She took my hand and guided them to her boobs. I looked up and saw her smiling.

“I’d always wanted to know how your hands would feel on my tits,” she epic titsadmitted. The feeling I had when I touched those epic tits was indescribable; perhaps because I’ve always dreamed of holding those globes in my hands. Still looking into her eyes, I began to undress her. She helped me in removing her bra, freeing those tits to bounce freely in the air.

Without the constraints of the bra, the epic tits were bigger than ever. I moved closer to suck on those creamy watermelons. Her huge boobs smelled nice. I sucked hard on her nipples – that had her squirming under me. I massaged her boobs with my hands while I continued sucking. Within a few minutes, she began to shake uncontrollably! Wow! She had cummed by tit stimulation only! This woman is truly incredible!

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Heather’s Epic Boobs

epic boobsHeather is my co-worker. She’s sexy, smart, and beautiful. She also had epic boobs that I’d love to get lost in. I’ve always had this huge crush on her but I was too shy to make a move to ask her out. All I could think of was a boob grab to catch her attention – but I might only be slapped on the face or, worse, face harassment charges if I do that!

I was almost ready to give up when I heard that she might be moved to another city to watch over the new office that the company is building. She’d also get a promotion. Panicking, I knew that it would take months or even years before I’d see her again! I’d never have a chance to kiss those epic boobs!

Swallowing hard, I walked over to her desk.

“Hi, Heather! Congratulations!” I said.

“Thanks, Francis,” she said, smiling. “I’d miss this office but can’t also wait to move to the new office.”

“Will you be busy with packing your things tonight?” I asked casually.

“Silly! The move won’t be in 3 or 4 months. Why would I pack up early?” she laughed.

I heaved a sigh a relief. “So, will you go out to dinner with me?” I mustered the courage to ask her.

epic boobs“Sure, Francis. I’ve actually been waiting for months for you to ask me out,” she winked.

A little bit shocked but very happy with her revelation, I went back to my desk.

That night, we talked for hours. I’d sometimes sneak glances to her epic boobs but took extra care to focus on her face. I don’t want to make her feel like I was talking to her tits.

It was actually a fun night that ended with a long, deep kiss in her foyer. We’re going out again tonight. I hope she’d be my girlfriend before she moves out to the new office.

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Big boobs alert gone wrong

Back in college, I and my friends would play this stupid game. When we were walking down any hall – student hall, fraternity hall, or what have you, and we see a hottie crossing the street or just walking down the street with huge knockers, (at least D-cup or high end C-cup and at least 34), my buddies would say “shazam!”

One time, right after the big game against our rival college, we were quite drunk. We’re walking the street near sorority row and my buddies saw this chick with an amazing rack – I mean are talking at least 34 double D! It looks like somebody just decapitated Howie Mandell and stuffed two of his heads in this chick’s shirt – I mean it was just a sight to behold!  My buddies and I almost ran into each other because our eyes were just glued to her chest – just amazing!

So there was a lot of shouts of “shazam!” during that particular big boobs alert.  I think one of the sorority girls that was close by kind of figured out that we were ogling her sister’s tits.  She called to the rest of her sisters while we’re like just standing in  the corner and just talking to ourselves like idiots after that busty chick went into her sorority house. We had our back turned, and we were  standing on the corner talking about how big her tits was.  We thought that nobody was listening.  All of a sudden we heard severl pops. “Pop pop pop!” Water balloons were being dropped on us and these angry sorority girls laughing angrily and then yelling out “you sexist PIGS!” and “jerk” that kinda’ stuff. I was drunk and I was laughing so I kinda’ ran away with my buddies ‘coz I don’t think our sorority sex fantasies were about to happen that night.  Being lynched by angry sorority girls wasn’t exactly our goal at that time. That big boobs alert definitely back fired!  So next time you see a woman with an amazing rack walking towards you, keep your big boobs alert silent- just like a cellphone, don’t broadcast it to the world.  Just let your dick vibrate in your pants.

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Epic boobs FTW

Unless you’ve been smoking rocks or hiding under a rock somewhere, you would know that FTW means “For the Win”. Saying FTW is just like saying “Wow” or  “Alright” or “Right On”.  I don’t normally say FTW, I don’t take that term lightly, I only say that when it’s really warranted.  This post topic is about epic boobs and epic boobs definitely deserve an FTW!

How do I define epic boobs?  “Epic” boobs does not necessarily mean that the boobs in question be large.  Anything can be large and still be a LARGE PILE OF SHIT!  The state of New Jersey is large… and it has often been described by New Yorkers as a “pile of shit”.  Just because something’s large doesn’t mean it’s a good thing or it is epic.  Epic would have to be beyond normal, in a good way–exceeding all sorts of expectations or searing into your mind just the highest form something could achive.  Again it’s not about the size, its about quality.  

My epic boobs experience took place when I was in community college and I was taking a class in history.  It was a basic American history class.  I can tell from the look on my classmates’ faceas that  it was very boring.  A lot of people were passed out face down on their desks.  I was majoring in history so it was pretty interesting stuff to me.  Anyway the attitudes of my classmates began to change when our instructor had an instructor in training/ teaching assistant with him and I can tell she was just out of college, or just barely in grad school.  She was Iranian or, as she call herself, “Persian”.

It doesn’t matter what her name was, to protect the innocent I’ll just redact the name, ‘coz she might be teaching somewhere I don’t want to get in trouble.  I could not believe my eyes! This woman was super fine – she was all your middle Eastern/Near Eastern fantasies rolled into one hot woman. All the images of Aladdin, 101 Arabian Nights, or whatever it is that you conceive what a sexy Arab or Indian, or Italian or Mediterreanean woman would look like, this chick had it.  She had bright green eyes, dark olive skin, amazing hair.  She looked like she just stepped out of a scene in a poem written Homer or some other epic dead Greek poet.  What really stood out was her TITS.  Her boobs were not Minka-style fake tits.  The kind that slap you in the face and say “hey I’m gonna kick you in the nuts” kind of fake.  It’s above that, her tits were saying more along the lines of “respect me”.  They were enough to get you to turn your head and make your jaw drop.  At the same time they were not so large that you would automatically think that that they were fake or abnormal or there’s something fishy about them.  It was just the right size and it fit her complete persona, and that’s what made it so epic.

The way I view “epic boobs” is that a person’s body should complement their whole persona and that’s what made her breasts fucking epic because they completed her.  The mystery, the sexiness, the allure, it went with the way she waved her hand, her sexy accent, her hypnotic eyes.  I  am a blessed man to have seen epic boobs in my life and I just wish you the best in your epic boob hunting ventures.  Again guys, it’s not about the size, it’s about the experience.

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Saggy boobs are NOT the problem

I don’t get why people don’t like saggy boobs.  I like saggy boobs.  I mean, not too saggy, not like flat, African tribe, Papua New Guinea, National Geographic type of saggy boobs but average saggy boobs.  Like boobs that you can tell were large before and now they are a little bit saggy, and a little flatter on the end, not completely flat.  Not nasty flat tits that you can lift up and it’s still flat–kind of a chest pancake kind of thing.  It can be an acquired taste.  It is a private little fetish.

How do you fix saggy boobs?  Is it even worth “fixing”? A lot of  husbands complain that their wives’ breast got a little larger with pregnancy, filled with milk, and start to look sexy, the areola gets all dark, but after all that excitement (and the rush of something new and the freaky pregnant sex), they face saggy boobs.  They consider that a problem. Saggy breast after pregnancy.  Also many men complain that breastfeeding aggravates the saggy breast “problem”.

I don’t see a problem.  I see saggy breasts as part of a woman’s natural cycle.  A woman gets pregnant, her body changes shape, and after she’s given birth her body changes shape again.  Your expectations as a man, and as her lover, should grow and mature with her body’s cycles as well.  That how you maintain a healthy sexual relationship.  How you fantasize about your woman, how you conceptualize your woman, and how you imagine her beauty to be are all part of your sexual relationship.  These have to accommodate her body changes in order for your sex life to improve.  This includes accepting saggy boobs.  So instead of fixating on, or focusing on, or obsessing on how to fix saggy breasts, men should really man the fuck up and realize that saggy boobs can be sexy.  Flat saggy tits part of a woman’s natural body cycle.  Be aware of it, understand it, embrace it, and after awhile love it, because that is what will take your sex life to the next level.

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Gigantic boobs can kill

There’s a saying that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.  That’s why I have titled this blog post, “Gigantic Boobs Can Kill”.  Let’s face it, if you’re a guy who doesn’t get much exercise, is overweight, a chain smoker, and is pretty much in bad shape coming across gigantic boobs MIGHT KILL YOU!  That might seem funny and farfetched, but I’ve been to enough porn conventions and seen hot, busty models, with newly enlarged, and enhanced breasts just shock their fans!

It’s somethin’ else–just like watching a tiger in real life.  I mean you’ve seen tigers in National Geographic, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and you say, ah it’s a tiger.  But when you see it in real life charging at you and all of a sudden it’s in your face.  It’s not so much that you’re in danger. Just experience of being in the immediate presence of such a tremendous animal produces an emotional high!  So can you imagine seeing big breast naturals in your face, or on your face, or on your dick–it may be too much for the average red blooded all American guy to handle. The same goes for lingerie-clad big breasts flopping down in front of your face at a bar.  While it brings smiles to many people’s faces, unexpected boobage might lead to a medical emergency!  No joke. Especially if you’re past 70 and you’re in bad shape.  So just a friendly health alert from this blog, Gigantic Boobs can kill! Make sure that you stand far away first.  Be mentally ready for those huge massive breasts, ‘coz they have their own gravitational field.  It’s hard to look at a busty woman straight in the eyes, your eyes are constantly being dragged down to her tits. Same thing with gigantic boobs.  If you’re not paying attention a woman passing by with massive boobs might be the last sight you see.  So take this healthy advice from me.

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Boobs alert are getting harder to come by

I write porn reviews for a living.  I get paid to look at gigabytes upon gigabytes of porn everyday.  It might seem “cool” but there’s a big problem—porn burnout.  I guess the same way a waitress working at a coffee shop gets kind of annoyed when she goes home after a hard day and sees yet another cup of coffee.   Depending on how you look at it, burnout can push you into a higher sense or lower sense of sensitivity to women’s bodies, to sexiness, to sex.  I feel like I’ve seen it all.  I’ve seen thousand of models, pictures, videos, even webcam chats.  It’s hard to get fazed nowadays.

It’s really hard to say to myself “Whoa! Boobs alert!” or “nice rack”, or “nice hangers” or nice knockers.  Boobs alert is an  alert for high quality boobs.  I go over a lot of D cup pictures and a lot of them are just large breasts on women with soft buttery faces.  Most are homely.  It’s like looking at a cow, you know a cow is very homely yet it has large tits.  You don’t see me getting in line to nail a cow! So after seeing hundreds of these images per day , it is hard to come across with someone that would slap you in the face and yell “This is an amazing rack!”

My “problem” extends to busty celebrities.  We’re looking at B-C range.  There are not a lot of D cups!  Dolly Parton comes to mind but she doesn’t turn me on.  Sad.  So here I am… looking at all those double D cup, C cup, large C cup pictures and videos and quickly building up a tolerance.  The ocassional boobs alert is a very pleasant and welcome surprise.  Boobs alert require a nice rack  but also revolves around the quality of the model–how she looks, how she acts, how intense her fuck game is, that kind of thing.  I think for this new attitude of looking for quality should get me over the feeling of being jaded.  Nothing is worse for your job when you don’t get turned on anymore.  Using this standard I’d get to appreciate and spot a quality rack better.  Just like any specialist.  I’m sure if you’ve been to an ice cream shop, every cone of ice cream is good to you, but the guy who works there, who samples it day in and day out, he has to have a system to make sure that he is on alert for high quality ice cream. And that’s my philosophy when it comes to big boobies porn as well.  You should benefit from my experience.

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Make space for milky boobs

Most men don’t react to the idea of pregnant sex too well.  They think it’s nasty.  They think it’s gross.  Especially with lactating tits and breast milk splattering. Also, some men think that their pregnant wives or girlfriends are unattractive because they start looking fatter or misshapen.  I think that’s sad.  Equally sad, many guys have a definition of beauty that is more along the lines of Kate Moss–rail thin models with a teen/druggie hippy look.  Everybody has his thing so it’s kind of sad to bring those preferrences to act as  a wall against appreciating the beauty of milky boobs.  Milky boobs may be an acquired taste but it’s one nice taste to have.  My personal experience comes from when I was dating this Mexican girl who just loves to fuck anywhere, anytime, anyway.  I mean we fucked in a McDonald’s bathroom when she was applying for a job as a burger flipper there.  She was that freaky.  Anyway, I wasn’t the only guy banging her–I was one of maybe three guys she was seeing at the same time and one of us knocked her up.  I wasn’t that into her or in love with her, or wanna be the guy that knocked her up.  Her belly got bigger and, in my eyes at least, she became sexier.  She was hornier-that’s for sure.  But there was just something about her physique – swollen milky boobs, swollen belly, and that kind of thing that had this voluptuous look to it.  She has just gotten more curvy and her body got softer and you just felt her presence more and fucking became a lot more fun.  She had a lot more energy and enthusiasm that her body was a nice curvy blanket all over mine.  She milked my cock a lot, it must’ve felt like gallons.  My nuts exploded everytime I came during those times I was bangin her while she was pregnant.  That was the  beginning of me looking at pregnat women differently.Previously, I thought pregnancy was a weird state that a woman goes through- a fucked up but temporary state that she goes through.  An inconvenient period, you know, that you’re hoping she gets through quickly so she can get back to normal.  Nowadays, I view pregnancy as a part of woman’s life cycle and it’s sexy.  A woman doesn’t stop being sexy when she gets pregnant.  If anything, being pregnant has its own flavors and opportunities and different kinks you can try.

Although my Mexican girlfriend and I had broken up and we both moved on, she has given me pregnant fantasies and now I look forward to coming across a chick that’s knocked up.  If I knock-up a girl that wouldn’t be a boner killer for me at all.  Those milky boobs, definitely got me coming back.

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