There’s a saying that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. That’s why I have titled this blog post, “Gigantic Boobs Can Kill”. Let’s face it, if you’re a guy who doesn’t get much exercise, is overweight, a chain smoker, and is pretty much in bad shape coming across gigantic boobs MIGHT KILL YOU! That might seem funny and farfetched, but I’ve been to enough porn conventions and seen hot, busty models, with newly enlarged, and enhanced breasts just shock their fans!
It’s somethin’ else–just like watching a tiger in real life. I mean you’ve seen tigers in National Geographic, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and you say, ah it’s a tiger. But when you see it in real life charging at you and all of a sudden it’s in your face. It’s not so much that you’re in danger. Just experience of being in the immediate presence of such a tremendous animal produces an emotional high! So can you imagine seeing big breast naturals in your face, or on your face, or on your dick–it may be too much for the average red blooded all American guy to handle. The same goes for lingerie-clad big breasts flopping down in front of your face at a bar. While it brings smiles to many people’s faces, unexpected boobage might lead to a medical emergency! No joke. Especially if you’re past 70 and you’re in bad shape. So just a friendly health alert from this blog, Gigantic Boobs can kill! Make sure that you stand far away first. Be mentally ready for those huge massive breasts, ‘coz they have their own gravitational field. It’s hard to look at a busty woman straight in the eyes, your eyes are constantly being dragged down to her tits. Same thing with gigantic boobs. If you’re not paying attention a woman passing by with massive boobs might be the last sight you see. So take this healthy advice from me.