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Best porn sites

Ever thought about using your time on the best porn sites, instead of spending time searching for them? So have I… There are tons of crappy sites out there you don’t need to look at, but you have to in search for the good sites. Until now that is. If you haven’t heard about them already now is the time. There are some great adult review sites out there you should take a look at. I did that yesterday and got myself a new list of sites to check out in the near future.

Here is a small list of popular sites I gathered:

Score HD (Huge breasted women of all ages. The site is totally breastfixated – hugely recommended)

Big Tits Boss (Many great scenes related to working with a huge tittet female boss)

Big Tits Round Asses (Name speaks for it self really!)

Have a look at the best porn sites at Adult Reviews and Top 10 boob sites at Porn Reviews if you want to take a peek for yourself.

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Dreaming of Big Tits at Work

big tits at workI really can’t believe my luck these days. Heather and I have been living together for 2 months now while Sherry has lived with us for a week. There was an abundance of tits and cunts at home that I was cumming at least twice in a day! Thus, I could hardly stay awake at the office. It was a good thing that work wasn’t very hectic in our department or I’m sure I’d be making a lot of mistakes.

A plus in this new arrangement is that I have plenty to dream on – big tits at work. Heather didn’t mind that Sherry and I fuck a lot, too. She said that I have to be happy before they go away because in their apartment, they could fuck each other all they want. I smiled at this thought.

So, there were plenty of big tits at work – sometimes, Sherry would ask me to help her fix the copy machine. She’d lock the door and we would fuck. Sometimes, it would be Heather who would pull me in that quiet room.

big tits at work Today was different. No one pulled me there to fuck. Both women had a meeting with the CEO for the move next month. I sighed. I wonder if I would be fucked today. Well, I am becoming addicted to these two women with gigantic breasts. How am I going to survive when they go? I sighed again. The answer came to me immediately: the big tit porn that we made, of course! We even have some flicks with Sherry to add to the growing collection.

I dreamed about these big tits at work. I know I’d be fucking these globes tonight so I have to be patient. Bored now, I went home early so I could pass by the sex shop. I bought several dildos and vibrators – some of the realistic cocks were bigger than my own. Well, I want them to have fun! I went home, smiling.

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Fucking her Epic Boob

epic boobI love watching sexey women with gigantic tits – just like the tits of my girlfriend, Heather. On our second date, I sucked on her tits hard and long, making her cum with just that! After her shaking subsided, she undressed me. She grabbed my cock and held it tightly, almost painfully.

“Oh! I’d wish that I had held this cock for months now,” she gushed. “Oh Francis, you have such a huge cock!” She then put my huge cock inside her month, playing with the head. I almost cummed when she sucked the head while her fingers caressed my balls. Not wanting to spoil the moment, I struggled hard not to cum.

I caressed an epic boob, tweaking the sensitive nipple. She arched her back and laughed.

“Your turn, Francis! Stop playing with my tits,” she laughed.

“Can’t get enough of you, babe. If you cum again with just nipple tweaking, I swear I’d cum all over your face!” I said in jest but truthfully, too.

She just smiled and continued sucking my cock. I could feel an orgasm beginning to build up. The base of my cock began to tingle, sending shivers up my spine. She stopped sucking and just caressed the balls. She then moved up to kiss my nipples, taking care not to touch my cock. When the sensation subsided, I got up and pushed her to bed.

epic boob Holding an epic boob in each hand, I put them together and asked her to hold them in place. Then, I positioned myself on top of her chest and inserted my cock between the folds of her breasts. I sighed. Her tits felt really nice. They were hot and slippery, almost like a pussy but different.

I fucked her epic boob hard and fast until I felt the sensation of orgasm build up again. This time, I did not try to hold it back. I continued to tit fuck her until my cock spewed hot cum unto her breasts, neck, and chin.

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Big boobs alert gone wrong

Back in college, I and my friends would play this stupid game. When we were walking down any hall – student hall, fraternity hall, or what have you, and we see a hottie crossing the street or just walking down the street with huge knockers, (at least D-cup or high end C-cup and at least 34), my buddies would say “shazam!”

One time, right after the big game against our rival college, we were quite drunk. We’re walking the street near sorority row and my buddies saw this chick with an amazing rack – I mean are talking at least 34 double D! It looks like somebody just decapitated Howie Mandell and stuffed two of his heads in this chick’s shirt – I mean it was just a sight to behold!  My buddies and I almost ran into each other because our eyes were just glued to her chest – just amazing!

So there was a lot of shouts of “shazam!” during that particular big boobs alert.  I think one of the sorority girls that was close by kind of figured out that we were ogling her sister’s tits.  She called to the rest of her sisters while we’re like just standing in  the corner and just talking to ourselves like idiots after that busty chick went into her sorority house. We had our back turned, and we were  standing on the corner talking about how big her tits was.  We thought that nobody was listening.  All of a sudden we heard severl pops. “Pop pop pop!” Water balloons were being dropped on us and these angry sorority girls laughing angrily and then yelling out “you sexist PIGS!” and “jerk” that kinda’ stuff. I was drunk and I was laughing so I kinda’ ran away with my buddies ‘coz I don’t think our sorority sex fantasies were about to happen that night.  Being lynched by angry sorority girls wasn’t exactly our goal at that time. That big boobs alert definitely back fired!  So next time you see a woman with an amazing rack walking towards you, keep your big boobs alert silent- just like a cellphone, don’t broadcast it to the world.  Just let your dick vibrate in your pants.

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Epic boobs FTW

Unless you’ve been smoking rocks or hiding under a rock somewhere, you would know that FTW means “For the Win”. Saying FTW is just like saying “Wow” or  “Alright” or “Right On”.  I don’t normally say FTW, I don’t take that term lightly, I only say that when it’s really warranted.  This post topic is about epic boobs and epic boobs definitely deserve an FTW!

How do I define epic boobs?  “Epic” boobs does not necessarily mean that the boobs in question be large.  Anything can be large and still be a LARGE PILE OF SHIT!  The state of New Jersey is large… and it has often been described by New Yorkers as a “pile of shit”.  Just because something’s large doesn’t mean it’s a good thing or it is epic.  Epic would have to be beyond normal, in a good way–exceeding all sorts of expectations or searing into your mind just the highest form something could achive.  Again it’s not about the size, its about quality.  

My epic boobs experience took place when I was in community college and I was taking a class in history.  It was a basic American history class.  I can tell from the look on my classmates’ faceas that  it was very boring.  A lot of people were passed out face down on their desks.  I was majoring in history so it was pretty interesting stuff to me.  Anyway the attitudes of my classmates began to change when our instructor had an instructor in training/ teaching assistant with him and I can tell she was just out of college, or just barely in grad school.  She was Iranian or, as she call herself, “Persian”.

It doesn’t matter what her name was, to protect the innocent I’ll just redact the name, ‘coz she might be teaching somewhere I don’t want to get in trouble.  I could not believe my eyes! This woman was super fine – she was all your middle Eastern/Near Eastern fantasies rolled into one hot woman. All the images of Aladdin, 101 Arabian Nights, or whatever it is that you conceive what a sexy Arab or Indian, or Italian or Mediterreanean woman would look like, this chick had it.  She had bright green eyes, dark olive skin, amazing hair.  She looked like she just stepped out of a scene in a poem written Homer or some other epic dead Greek poet.  What really stood out was her TITS.  Her boobs were not Minka-style fake tits.  The kind that slap you in the face and say “hey I’m gonna kick you in the nuts” kind of fake.  It’s above that, her tits were saying more along the lines of “respect me”.  They were enough to get you to turn your head and make your jaw drop.  At the same time they were not so large that you would automatically think that that they were fake or abnormal or there’s something fishy about them.  It was just the right size and it fit her complete persona, and that’s what made it so epic.

The way I view “epic boobs” is that a person’s body should complement their whole persona and that’s what made her breasts fucking epic because they completed her.  The mystery, the sexiness, the allure, it went with the way she waved her hand, her sexy accent, her hypnotic eyes.  I  am a blessed man to have seen epic boobs in my life and I just wish you the best in your epic boob hunting ventures.  Again guys, it’s not about the size, it’s about the experience.

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Saggy boobs are NOT the problem

I don’t get why people don’t like saggy boobs.  I like saggy boobs.  I mean, not too saggy, not like flat, African tribe, Papua New Guinea, National Geographic type of saggy boobs but average saggy boobs.  Like boobs that you can tell were large before and now they are a little bit saggy, and a little flatter on the end, not completely flat.  Not nasty flat tits that you can lift up and it’s still flat–kind of a chest pancake kind of thing.  It can be an acquired taste.  It is a private little fetish.

How do you fix saggy boobs?  Is it even worth “fixing”? A lot of  husbands complain that their wives’ breast got a little larger with pregnancy, filled with milk, and start to look sexy, the areola gets all dark, but after all that excitement (and the rush of something new and the freaky pregnant sex), they face saggy boobs.  They consider that a problem. Saggy breast after pregnancy.  Also many men complain that breastfeeding aggravates the saggy breast “problem”.

I don’t see a problem.  I see saggy breasts as part of a woman’s natural cycle.  A woman gets pregnant, her body changes shape, and after she’s given birth her body changes shape again.  Your expectations as a man, and as her lover, should grow and mature with her body’s cycles as well.  That how you maintain a healthy sexual relationship.  How you fantasize about your woman, how you conceptualize your woman, and how you imagine her beauty to be are all part of your sexual relationship.  These have to accommodate her body changes in order for your sex life to improve.  This includes accepting saggy boobs.  So instead of fixating on, or focusing on, or obsessing on how to fix saggy breasts, men should really man the fuck up and realize that saggy boobs can be sexy.  Flat saggy tits part of a woman’s natural body cycle.  Be aware of it, understand it, embrace it, and after awhile love it, because that is what will take your sex life to the next level.

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Gigantic boobs can kill

There’s a saying that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.  That’s why I have titled this blog post, “Gigantic Boobs Can Kill”.  Let’s face it, if you’re a guy who doesn’t get much exercise, is overweight, a chain smoker, and is pretty much in bad shape coming across gigantic boobs MIGHT KILL YOU!  That might seem funny and farfetched, but I’ve been to enough porn conventions and seen hot, busty models, with newly enlarged, and enhanced breasts just shock their fans!

It’s somethin’ else–just like watching a tiger in real life.  I mean you’ve seen tigers in National Geographic, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and you say, ah it’s a tiger.  But when you see it in real life charging at you and all of a sudden it’s in your face.  It’s not so much that you’re in danger. Just experience of being in the immediate presence of such a tremendous animal produces an emotional high!  So can you imagine seeing big breast naturals in your face, or on your face, or on your dick–it may be too much for the average red blooded all American guy to handle. The same goes for lingerie-clad big breasts flopping down in front of your face at a bar.  While it brings smiles to many people’s faces, unexpected boobage might lead to a medical emergency!  No joke. Especially if you’re past 70 and you’re in bad shape.  So just a friendly health alert from this blog, Gigantic Boobs can kill! Make sure that you stand far away first.  Be mentally ready for those huge massive breasts, ‘coz they have their own gravitational field.  It’s hard to look at a busty woman straight in the eyes, your eyes are constantly being dragged down to her tits. Same thing with gigantic boobs.  If you’re not paying attention a woman passing by with massive boobs might be the last sight you see.  So take this healthy advice from me.

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Boobs alert are getting harder to come by

I write porn reviews for a living.  I get paid to look at gigabytes upon gigabytes of porn everyday.  It might seem “cool” but there’s a big problem—porn burnout.  I guess the same way a waitress working at a coffee shop gets kind of annoyed when she goes home after a hard day and sees yet another cup of coffee.   Depending on how you look at it, burnout can push you into a higher sense or lower sense of sensitivity to women’s bodies, to sexiness, to sex.  I feel like I’ve seen it all.  I’ve seen thousand of models, pictures, videos, even webcam chats.  It’s hard to get fazed nowadays.

It’s really hard to say to myself “Whoa! Boobs alert!” or “nice rack”, or “nice hangers” or nice knockers.  Boobs alert is an  alert for high quality boobs.  I go over a lot of D cup pictures and a lot of them are just large breasts on women with soft buttery faces.  Most are homely.  It’s like looking at a cow, you know a cow is very homely yet it has large tits.  You don’t see me getting in line to nail a cow! So after seeing hundreds of these images per day , it is hard to come across with someone that would slap you in the face and yell “This is an amazing rack!”

My “problem” extends to busty celebrities.  We’re looking at B-C range.  There are not a lot of D cups!  Dolly Parton comes to mind but she doesn’t turn me on.  Sad.  So here I am… looking at all those double D cup, C cup, large C cup pictures and videos and quickly building up a tolerance.  The ocassional boobs alert is a very pleasant and welcome surprise.  Boobs alert require a nice rack  but also revolves around the quality of the model–how she looks, how she acts, how intense her fuck game is, that kind of thing.  I think for this new attitude of looking for quality should get me over the feeling of being jaded.  Nothing is worse for your job when you don’t get turned on anymore.  Using this standard I’d get to appreciate and spot a quality rack better.  Just like any specialist.  I’m sure if you’ve been to an ice cream shop, every cone of ice cream is good to you, but the guy who works there, who samples it day in and day out, he has to have a system to make sure that he is on alert for high quality ice cream. And that’s my philosophy when it comes to big boobies porn as well.  You should benefit from my experience.

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Make space for milky boobs

Most men don’t react to the idea of pregnant sex too well.  They think it’s nasty.  They think it’s gross.  Especially with lactating tits and breast milk splattering. Also, some men think that their pregnant wives or girlfriends are unattractive because they start looking fatter or misshapen.  I think that’s sad.  Equally sad, many guys have a definition of beauty that is more along the lines of Kate Moss–rail thin models with a teen/druggie hippy look.  Everybody has his thing so it’s kind of sad to bring those preferrences to act as  a wall against appreciating the beauty of milky boobs.  Milky boobs may be an acquired taste but it’s one nice taste to have.  My personal experience comes from when I was dating this Mexican girl who just loves to fuck anywhere, anytime, anyway.  I mean we fucked in a McDonald’s bathroom when she was applying for a job as a burger flipper there.  She was that freaky.  Anyway, I wasn’t the only guy banging her–I was one of maybe three guys she was seeing at the same time and one of us knocked her up.  I wasn’t that into her or in love with her, or wanna be the guy that knocked her up.  Her belly got bigger and, in my eyes at least, she became sexier.  She was hornier-that’s for sure.  But there was just something about her physique – swollen milky boobs, swollen belly, and that kind of thing that had this voluptuous look to it.  She has just gotten more curvy and her body got softer and you just felt her presence more and fucking became a lot more fun.  She had a lot more energy and enthusiasm that her body was a nice curvy blanket all over mine.  She milked my cock a lot, it must’ve felt like gallons.  My nuts exploded everytime I came during those times I was bangin her while she was pregnant.  That was the  beginning of me looking at pregnat women differently.Previously, I thought pregnancy was a weird state that a woman goes through- a fucked up but temporary state that she goes through.  An inconvenient period, you know, that you’re hoping she gets through quickly so she can get back to normal.  Nowadays, I view pregnancy as a part of woman’s life cycle and it’s sexy.  A woman doesn’t stop being sexy when she gets pregnant.  If anything, being pregnant has its own flavors and opportunities and different kinks you can try.

Although my Mexican girlfriend and I had broken up and we both moved on, she has given me pregnant fantasies and now I look forward to coming across a chick that’s knocked up.  If I knock-up a girl that wouldn’t be a boner killer for me at all.  Those milky boobs, definitely got me coming back.

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Perfect boobs are too rare

One problem with life  is that we’re always looking for perfection -  the perfect job, perfect family, perfect game, perfect hobby, you name it.   The problem with perfection is that it can’t be reached because if it can be reached then it is, by definition, no longer perfect.  Know what I mean?  The same goes with women.  We’re looking for the perfect girlfriend, the perfect wife, the perfect blow-job, the perfect piece of ass.  But really all these revolve around what we want, and its not always attainable because it revolves around us and our ever changing subjective standards.  As I’ve gotten older, I realized that the perfect relationship is above and beyond what I would bring to the table or what my girlfriend or wife would bring to the table.  It’s what both of us would bring.  Funny enough, that’s been my experience when thinking about the perfect boobs.

When I was a kid I always thought that bigger was always better.  Large globes are better than mosquito bite-sized titties on a chick’s chest.  Bouncing large globes/ mounds of tit flesh are way better than saggy, flat, national geographic African village tits.  But as I had gotten older the idea of what defines perfect boobs has changed in my my mind.  It has less to do with a particular shape or particular size, but more to do with how you feel with that person. Don’t get me wrong–I’m still a big fan of busty models but at the end of the day, its not the titties that you would be waking up to, it’s the person the titties are connected to.  It has to be the whole person that goes with the sexiness besides having a nice rack that you could bury your face in and stick your dick in, or cum all over.  It’s somebody that enjoys a good time, not only should she be able to blow a mean dick or tongue your ass or rub her tits your face, but she should also moan in appreciation.  As I get older I realized that sex is a two way street, and it’s kind of a jazz concert thats always different each time you do it.  So that’s how I define perfect boobs now.  There’s no perfect shape, no perfect destination, it’s just an experience and I’m committed to having fun on my search and I have to live every day of my booby hunting life willing to celebrate the moment everytime big boobies are in front of my face. You never know.  The next time you fuck a nice rack just might be the time you sample the perfect boob experience.

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